Jason statham,
i love you.

9 - 12 October
9.15AM

Bards Apothecary
7/24 Crossley Street Melbourne

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A new sketch comedy from award winning comedy maker Clare Rankine about Jason Statham’s beleaguered Talent Agent, Jasey Stacey.

Jasey Stacey smells like Le Labo and hundred pound notes.
She loves listening to Charli XCX on her vintage iPod.
She drinks choccie milkshakes at The Ivy with Bimothée Chalamet (twin to Timothée). But Jasey Stacey is in trouble.
She's losing her only client, Movie Star Jason Statham.

Can she stop Jason from losing all of his upcoming roles to Millie Bobby Brown?
Can she battle her mortal enemy, actor-turned-agent Daniel Day Lewis?
Can she learn who she is without Jason?

Fingers bloody crossed babes!